"Words of Wisdom

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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On the other hand.....you have different fingers.

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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Remember.....half of the people you know are below average.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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The early bird gets the worm but the SECOND mouse gets the cheese.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I intend to live forever.....so far so good.

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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect to get it back.

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Support bacteria......they're the only culture some people have.

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When everything's coming your way, it means you're in the wrong lane going the wrong way.

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Never do cards tricks with the group you play poker with.

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.

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A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Get a new car for your spouse.....it'll be a great trade.

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Always try to be modest....and be proud of it.

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

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Any day above ground is a good one!

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